Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Not Me Monday

I am so NOT posting a "Not Me Monday" on Wednesday. How lame would that be?

I did get out of bed and fix breakfast and feed the kids this morning. I absolutely DID NOT go back to bed with a book and a baby while the rest of the children were left to govern themselves, frying their brains on TV and computer games and running amuck.

Much like my views on TV, I have never thought credit cards came from Satan himself. I don't get my panties in a wad about using credit. However, it's still not normally a lifestyle we choose. We were married for 7 years before we had a credit card at all, and have never carried a balance more than a couple of months. I IN NO WAY just made the stupidest financial decision ever and purchased 2 recliners on 0 down, no payment for 12 months. NOT ME!!!!

I did not just tell one of my kids to hit the other.

I have never rolled the windows down and cranked Laurie Berkner all the way up to drown out a crying baby, a whining toddler, tattling preschoolers, and bickering grade schoolers. Never. I am always of sound mind and wouldn't stoop to reciprocating elementary behavior that solves/teaches nothing.

And I absolutely, would never, ever in a billion years have reese's cups for lunch while demanding my children eat their peanut butter and honey sandwiches and yogurt and pretzels. How rude! (At least I was sneaky about it) Oh, wait...am I supposed to say I wasn't sneaky about it? And that's another thing. I'm NEVER confused. I'm perfect. I always understand.

9 comments:

hsmomma5 said...

How funny!

Yeah, me too. Never. Not in a million years would I do ANY of those things you described.

Maury said...

Haha...No, you don't NEED those recliners to lots of baby rocking!

I love the Not Me Monday's....even if it is on Wednesday....makes me feel much better about a mom!!

I love the crank up the radio.....that's me too...and the other day, I went and got Clay's Zune before I went in to deal with a fussy baby!

chickadee@afamiliarpath said...

that's funny. i was just thinking about having a mr. goodbar for lunch and i ordered a lens today that i was going to get for christmas but decided i just couldn't wait.

Annie said...

I would never tell my kids "Coke is not for breakfast" while drinking one. I've never given my kids chips for breakfast, EVER. And neither have I ever been more interested in Dave Ramsey than what the kids did at school today. That kind of parenting is BAD. Good thing I'm such a good parent that they keep showing up with more kids for me....

Jennifer said...

Love the post, even if it is two days late!! I saw your kiddos outside playing a minute ago! Talk to ya later!

Amanda and Justin Dreyer said...

Hey- I had a Reese's cup for dinner... but I did have a glass of milk with it. That's balanced right?

Rae said...

I loved this post! I'm so glad I found your blog and plan on visiting again soon!

deepfriedpicklesandicecream.wordpress.com said...

Me,either girl!

Amie@HeartSmiles said...

Your friend Jennifer sent me this way... something about my craziness reminding her of your craziness. ;)

ummm...this.was.hilarious! Coming out of the gate wiht a not me monday post on wednesday. perfect. And I CANNOT ;) relate to any of the things you have done. I DO NOT actually enjoy belting out to Laurie Berkner. Some of my favorites would not be.. I'm gonna catch you, and This is me... I don't even know who she is.

You are too funny. thanks for the laughs and I hope to stop in again and spend some time learning more about your story!

Happy Day!
:)
Amie
www.heart-smiles.blogspot.com